Sunday, March 25, 2012


being married means that I get to dress stupid..... (or not at all..... tehehe).....
Of course, being single and unwed never stopped my amazing fashion choices in the past.
so without further ado I am going to pictorally reminisque on my fashion fax pas.

 the Geekalicious.
 the rugged mountain man.
 The Beiber.
 The Ron Weasly.
 The Rejuvinating Facemask.
 The Onsie.
 The Elf-impersonator.

 The Lady GAGA.
 The I'm-So-Tired-I-Forgot-to-Put-Makeup-on-the-Other-Side.
The Mad Scientist.

I honestly don't know why I haven't had a spread in Vouge yet.

Thursday, March 15, 2012


you are all probably in a frantic frenzy over what to get me for my wedding/birthday.

yes.... my reception in Mesa is on my birthday.
this is to ensure you will be there.
We are celebrating my Marriage AND my birthday.... HUZZAH.
I think we should do a money dance.
Primarily because the concept is hilarious... and I also like money.
plus... who wouldn't want to dance with me?

okay, back to gifts that you want to shower me with...

I need a sheltie. or seven. 

I love alpacas. So I obviously need one. or two, because if I had one... than it would be lonely. Practical use? yes I crotchet. Alpaca wool is the finest. I WILL MAKE MY OWN YARN. wait... I need a spinner too in order to make my yarn. So pair up~ one of you get the aplacas, the other? get the spinner. I also asked for one for Christmas and didn't get it so I don't think this request is unreasonable.

I need a bonsai tree to be considered "cultured" and so I appear "garden-y" and also because miniature trees are awesome.

an apron, that I can wear everyday... to show my proper place in the kitchen.and also because flour and I do not cooperate well........

I searched for a rice cooker.... but this came up instead.... and it is infinitely more awesome. In case I get a pet zombie I can feed him broiled brains.

you could also buy me an island.


you could just come to my wedding reception~ that is perfectly acceptable too.
plus, there is a photobooth.... and your facebook picture needs updated.....