Saturday, June 9, 2012

Critics call it CAT-TACULAR

This blog is about my (or rather, Madam Cat's) adventures with catnip.
Petco. June 6th, 2012. Standing in the Cat Treat isle, holding two brands of catnip.
the purpose?
Keep Cat occupied while Mom (me) is at work.
why?
To prevent another calamity such as the Great Yarn Blanket Disaster of May 2012.

catnip: "induces exercise and playfulness in cats."

that was the biggest understatement. EVER.
Here is the photo journal of the first 4 hours.

 what iz dis?
 DIS IS AMAZING
 smellz sooo gooooooooood
 Mom, you have to twy dis.
 HERE MOM. TWY DIS. 
 I MUST ROLLZ IN DIS.
 ROLLING.
 Effects are kicking in.
TTHHHIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGSSSSS
ssssssssssssssssssssssslow
downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
 and den go cwazy,
 MOM NO I NEEDZ DIS.
 WHAT IZ HAPPENING???
 is this going to last forever??????
 ARRRGGGGGG
my paw is dissolving!!!!
 3 hours later
 still going strong,
 Cat tested, pet parent approved.
 EXHAUSTED. 
 JK!!!!
LOL.
 THEY SEE ME ROLLIN'
 THEY HATIN'
 my preciouss.ssssss.....
 WE NEEDZ IT.
 WE WANTZ IT.
 four hours later.
toy holding up relatively well considering amount of stress and trauma.
minor stitch fraying. 
 and then it begins.








and that concludes Cat's kitty-weed delirium. 

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